Fucking Brilliant

by Lance Arthur (Paperback)

$17.50 (plus $4.00 shipping and applicable tax)

At last, Lance Arthur's words are available in a convenient carry-along edition. Now you can whip this out in public, on buses, planes and trains, whilst on the toilet or in the park... there's nowhere you'll be without a shot of pure Lance to tide you over until his next weird utterance.

The definitive collection of his writing previously available only on the web. Now in print, and no longer free! Paperback. 236 pages. Some of them blank for your own doodles and notes!

Chapters:

1. The Swan
2. The Spatula is Out to Get Me
3. The Flirt
4. Inebriate Me
5. Role Playing
6. Unscene
7. Door to Door
8. The Olympiad
9. Invisible
10. Chipmonks
11. The Return of the Invisible Man
12. The Prince of Puppies
13. Writing Is Sleeping Less Today Always
14. Getting High
15. Parking Lot Guy
16. Paris in the Toilet
17. A Little Black Death
18. Danielle Steele's Giant Robot
19. Shoe Love
20. Personal Ad
21. The Single File
22. My Stupid Childhood
23. Shopping
24. (Hidden Track)

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Note: Each version of "Fucking Brilliant" contains the exact same book, only the cover designs are different. To buy more than one version (for gift-giving or just because you absolutely have to have everything ever created by Lance) just insert the quantity you want of one version, click that cover, come back to this page from the shopping cart using your browser's 'Back' function, insert another quantity, click another cover, voila, you're in debt!