LanceArthur.com, glassdog.com and any other site to which I have donated my time have been consistently 100% ad-free (except for constantly plugging myself, which I view as more along the lines of "community service" because it helps me sleep at night) and provide all the content, tools, helpful advice and humorous asides for no money down, and no payments ever, ever, ever.

But... if you want to volunteer to donate to my selflessness and dedication to this, that and the other thing, which I want to point out are all very Web-related and help you do, um, the things that, uh, you are doing, or something like that... not really all that clear on the whole beggingdonation deal, not having done it before. Sorry if this is awkward.

Anyway, if, for any reason, you feel compelled to donate something and you're wondering how to do it, there's always The glassdog.GREED Fund!

^ Click a button to "donate" v

I wish to reiterate using the strongest possible language that any money you send is entirely up to you, that I'm not asking for any particular sum, that I'm not promising to deliver better or more services or that anything will change for the better as a result of any funds received.

I'd also like to point out that in exchange for any money you donate, I will not provide any links back to anyone's site, I will not donate the funds to anyone else, and I promise to keep them and buy myself more nice things and flaunt them in front of others at public gatherings such as any parties, weddings, conferences, gatherings, nude beach happenings, orgies or the like to which I may have been invited and am feeling slef-confident enough on any given day to leave my home and venture out onto the big, wide, scary world.

Open your heart and your wallet in the spirit of Web cooperation and "keeping it real" and shit like that. Your donation to The glassdog.GREED Fund will help keep this and other Lance-related sites running, even though it would probably keep running anyway.

P.S. For those who want to show the love in a more material, less denominational way, there's also the Wish List.